Designer: Hi, I don't think we've met yet. I'm the designer. I just started, and I have a bit of a technical question.
Engineer: That's what I'm here for. What's the problem?
Designer: Well, I was wondering how you set the font in HTML? How do I make sure that our audience gets their text in Myriad MM light norm 12 pt?
Engineer: Oh that's an easy one!
Designer: Great! What is it?
Engineer: You can't. Cheers!
Designer: That doesn't make any sense.
Engineer: Sure it does. You see, HTML is designed to work on all computers and all displays. You don't know what fonts people are going to have installed on their machines or even if they have monitors. They may be visually impaired, you know. So trying to set the font is a useless endeavor.
Designer: So I'm stuck designing with the default fonts set by the Web browser?
Engineer: Well, unless readers set their own fonts.
Designer: What?
Engineer: Yeah, check it out. I've set up my font sand display just the way I like it: black background,orange text, and the fonts are all Courier.
Designer: AAAHHHHHH!!!!! You fiend! My designs! My beautiful designs! All ruined! What a world ... what a world....
Engineer: Well that's what you get when you try to control visual presentation on a multi platform environment.
Engineer: Stupid designer.
Some time later ...
Designer: I figured it out!
Engineer: What? What did you figure out?
Designer: Fonts on the Web. I got them to work.
Engineer: WOW! It's ... it's beautiful! Elegant,refined, readable. I don't understand. This shouldn't be possible. How'd you do this?
Designer: Oh, it was easy. I made our entire site into a background GIF, flattened the text down into the bitmap, and then just made an image map around all the linkable items.
Engineer: But that's monstrous! It's unstructured! It's unsearchable! It's unindexable! It's ... it's ...
Designer: It's got the font control that I need.
Engineer: (looks at file size) IT'S 150KILOBYTES!!!!
Designer: But I have the fonts I needed.
Engineer: AHHHH!!!!!! My server! My poor server!What a world! What a world.
Designer: Stupid engineer.